.............RUM, REMINISCES AND REDUNDANT RE-RUNS...................

im: pretty sick and drinking
listening to: PJ harvey & thom yorke-this mess we're in

im becoming one of those bloggers who post things like hi im gloomy..or im washing my cats hair..wch is sad really..i wish i had like a cool theory to discuss or a cause to advocate but im sad n pretty much evrybdy who reads ths has to b sad too so id say im in non-judgemental company wch is a really unique experience..i dint go to work partly coz im sicker than a can of worms n mostly coz i hate work..but ths coughs really bad n its startng to worry me hope its not lung cancer or somthng..thatd make a bad epitah wouldnt it..here lies a smoker..yeah my dad would hate that too..hey im sure most of u hav heard tht thing abt the best thing for a fever being a shot of brandy right..well i found a bottle of rum someplace i cant name..coz it involves cupboards of ppl of respectable character unlike me..but anywy rum doesnt help..not three quarters of the bottle anwy..well definitly not wt paracetamol..wch is my profound thought of the day..wht it did do tho was giv me occassion to make out-station phone calls and incur the gonna-happen-wrath of out-station father who will b mad wen he gets back..i spent pretty much the whole day watching t.v..lettng the cable television wash over me..very glad sehwag made 200 n dravid 100 n theyre still not out n best of all its agnst pakistan wch is like santa claus n his hot helper coming to visit..has anybdy noticed how sitcoms r unblvbly redundant these days? evrythng has such a set format..its unblvble..teen kids n parents who dont get along..couples want to hav kids but cnt..rich husband may go to prison for financial crime but need not do if he sells his house but spoiled wife would rather spend than mend..rich girls n boys wantng to find the meaning of life..parents coming to visit middleaged couple..gay jokes..drag jokes..pampered pets..its all so identical..even the punchlines r the same..if u think abt it the only show tts really managed to stay different n true is 'six feet under'..i gotta say its an awesome show n it doesnt really borrow or mix n match frm other shows..the humor is mostly satirical thn slap stick..its thought provoking n some of the relatnships r especially intricate n detailed..like the black cop n the guy..i rarely rembr names of show charcters but theyre all well done..i really like the sister too..thou the boyfriend is sliding into the stereotype..the sopranos of course is good as alwys but theres only so much mafia i cn watch.yes im only tht much of a man..besides it doesnt fit into sitcom genre does it? even 6 feet for tht matter come to think of it..ok sticking to the funnies, i think both 'coupling' n 'the office' r hilarious original shows..ok coupling maybe kinda done before but theyre both still extremly funny..the office is just cynical delight..its humour blacker than the devils coffee..its awesome n i love the movie kinda film its done on..such a relief to see tht on tv..n how the fat guy keeps lookin at the camera is just laugh-out-loud..thts the diff between british n american comedy really isnt it..i like hw much more tongue-in-cheek n rowdy these brits r..look at em ud not evn imagne theyre capable of a joke but theyre just friggin funny innit..ok bad one but even 'the kumars at no.42'..thts a very funny show..very brit..and 'nightynight'..is ths the emancipation of blimey?? heh im so funny i shld write a sitcom..hehe but no seriously i think americn shows hav outlived their TRPs..we need more bbc here..one show i was just startng to like wen it got taken off the air was 'mind of the married man'.. i know lil repetitive tht one but i likd it..that guys really funny n great title track..n the wifeys really cute plus its really funny..now heres somthng thts going to lose me my street cred..if i ahv any..'desperate housewives'?? lame-nation agreed but its aired wednsedays i think here..n its just a great way to ease sexual tension i hav to say..its just the right time..middle of the week..last weeknd was so long ago, next ones too far away, lifes really got u by the balls n suddenly heres two great looking women (i only like teri hatcher n the hispanic chick-though anything will do really) talking abt all kinds of dirty things..plus teri hatcher is hot..besides its great wt its done for these stupid lil rich girls who watch it wt so much devotion..i love nothing more thn a tanned out surrounded-by-poverty-n-deprivation rich indian chick who lives in tt kind of delusion..its so funny u just wanna rip their eys out n say wake up bitch..i mean its so cool tt they giv me more reasons to hate em evryday..oh n ths new show 'the OC' thts just been dumped on our third world asses via satellite..has anybdy figured out wt the kids problem is..? i dont get it..ok so evryones rich he thinks hes tough ..ok..this girl likes him..hes got a friend whos kindof a prep-geek combo..but wt really is the problem here? y does he alwys walk around like he wants to poop? whats wt the face? is tht like brooding n dark? coz i thought he just wanted to poop..well n good if it helps some ipod listening designer wearing freak from lodhi gardens identify n feel misunderstood n tough..but really hw many of us even need shit like that here..? we're a lil more individualistic thn that arent v? awful awful pukey show that..talking of puking..ths rum does not feel good in my stomach..oh n i hav to mention..whts all this fuss abt pete doherty ? hes not the first musician to get hooked on coke..or the first one to see a model..n kate moss is a model for all models n proof tht god doth exist..but seriously theres all ths ppl going opn abt waste of a brilliant talent..? ive heard all of the libertines music..n babyshambles most of it..n pete doherty is hardly great..musically hes not evn a gallagher or bowie n heres people comparing him to leenon n harison..now the order those names hav been mentioned does not indicate wt i think of them but this scale ive made to guage artists based on a mix of commercial success n talent..i think we really need to stop overratng our icons..i realize its hard living in a world without any real heroes so vre alwys feeling this constant need to amke ourslves one..but mebe if v just stop trying then real heroes will emerge out of the gloom..as for doherty, hes just a star-struck singer on abad trip..leave him alone n he'll die or come back from the dead..mebe evn giv us a great album as he is..but the point being leave him alone..he doesnt desrve the praise being heaped on him neither does he hav the talent to shoulder the burden..as for kate moss, u know my number babe..its hard being in a long distance relatnship..u just say the lamest things n ur not even ashamed of it..i think ill go kil myself now..