ACCIDENTAL RE-BIRTH OF AN ANARCHIST

im: playing battle-chair with colleague
listening to: welcome to the jungle-guns n roses

ok i just HAD to log in n post this...im in office n theres noone here..NOONE! The boss is out, the mistress is out, the A.O. is out, the cronies are out n im sitting at my desk casually flipping mp3s n skirting chatrooms...wch may not seem like a big deal to most ppl coz those r permissable in most modern offices..but i happen to work for An archaic old man wt machavelian principles n a power-trippy mistress so mobile fones gotta b off, internet is a no-no sans prior permisiion, n definitly definitly no music..truth be told we used to hav a pretty free hand till abt 2 months ago..I used to pop in as late as eleven am, shorts n yestdays online 24 hrs, unlimited coffee, till the mistress got herself transferred here...thats wen the shit hit the fan..new rules n regulations, wierdest cost cutting measures(she fired the designer n asked me to do his job at no extra pay) and tacky tacky dress code(shirt tucked into trousers..SHIRT TUCKED INTO TROUSERS!!)..so todays been a godsend..feet royally on the table..mite evn light up a ciggie in the loo..maybe change all wallpapers to silicon babes...evil grin..sudden brainstorm...maybe i should set this shithole on fire..but i wouldnt want to kill the security guy..this pavam nepalese man..alwys goes out n gets me gum..plus how would i set it on fire ? dont i need kerosene or alcohol or soemthng? holy shit theres a whole can of kerosene by the lab..are You trying to tell me something dear Lord? is this my calling? was i born an aronist..ahem kerosenist?? maybe not but im definitly going to pee in the air conditioners tank in the boss's office..that much i owe him..aah the tranquility and peace of mind that comes wt a good decision made..doing the right thing..would jamming the flush tanks be overdoing it a bit? whatever not like they pay me remotely well or anything..they cn afford a broken crap pot...ANARCHY!!!